The Autoblow AI Review: A Whirlwind of Discovery!

Hey there, lovely readers! I’m no stranger to the world of adult toys – in fact, I’ve been navigating this thrilling terrain for years. As the fearless leader of a team of adult toy connoisseurs (yes, we’re the real MVPs), I’m on a mission to test and review products like the Autoblow AI to give you the lowdown on what’s hot and what’s not. So, consider this your golden ticket to the secret world of satisfaction – strap in (pun intended) because I’m about to take you on a rollercoaster ride through my experiences with the one and only Autoblow AI review!

Let me share a funny anecdote – my trusty team of adventurers surrounded me, all set to embark on the quest of testing the Autoblow AI. Little did we know that this journey would lead us to uncover a truly unique aspect of the Autoblow AI. This incident occurred during a late-night testing session by my colleague, ‘Daredevil’ Dave. It turns out the Autoblow AI doubles as a fantastic back massager! Dave’s attempt at an ‘authentic review’ ended with him laughing so hard he nearly fell off the bed.

Now, the Autoblow AI is no run-of-the-mill adult toy – it is one of the best pocket pussy and has sent shockwaves through the world of intimate delights. You must have heard many myths about wrong usage techniques and the challenges associated with adult toys. Fear not, because the Autoblow AI is here to smash those misconceptions into oblivion and it scored a shocking 9.4/10 on our rating scale. We put this bad boy through its paces, testing it from every angle – you get the idea. And guess what? The Autoblow AI emerged victorious every single time.

Autoblow AI Review

Autoblow AI Review

Let’s rewind a bit and explore the backstory of this pleasure-inducing marvel. The Autoblow AI is the latest gem in a lineage of groundbreaking adult toys. Its parent company, VIECI (Very Intelligent Ecommerce, Inc.), renowned for its innovative creations, has garnered a cult-like following among enthusiasts and beginners alike. 

In the alluring world of mechanical masturbators, simplicity has been the norm – until now. The Autoblow AI, a brainchild of Brian Sloan, breaks the mold with its innovative design. Drawing insights from extensive research on intimate interactions using AI, Sloan’s team identified 16 distinct movements that define the ultimate experience.

What sets the Autoblow AI apart is its patented mechanism that grasps and massages the penis, recreating those sought-after sensations. While it might not boast AI technology post-production, it’s a testament to our strides in pleasure innovation. So, while we’re not in the era of personalized devices, the Autoblow AI is a leap towards elevating pleasure experiences. 

Let’s journey deeper into the core of the Autoblow AI to uncover its secrets, its charm, and why it’s become a staple in the hearts (and bedrooms) of pleasure seekers worldwide.

The Autoblow AI Review.

Product Description

Now, let’s get down to the nitty-gritty – what makes the Autoblow AI the star of the show? Well, let me tell you, this bad boy is built to last. Crafted from premium materials, the durability of the Autoblow AI is second to none. The thoughtful design isn’t just about aesthetics; it’s about maximizing your enjoyment while minimizing any discomfort. And speaking of aesthetics, you’re spoilt for choice with an array of color options catering to your style.

This is not just a toy; it’s an experience carefully crafted to elevate your pleasure to unprecedented heights. Weighing in at nearly 1.5 kgs and standing at nearly 12 inches long, 6 inches wide, and 1.77 inches high, like an undisputed heavyweight champion of the world, the Autoblow AI is not your average-sized toy. Following the footsteps of most of its peers, the Autoblow AI boasts a soft TPE sleeve akin to human skin. This sleeve becomes a canvas for the Autoblow AI’s unique grasp, moving it sensually over the penis for a mesmerizing experience.

Customization takes center stage with the Autoblow AI. With intensity and vibration settings that can be fine-tuned to match your desires, you’re in complete control of your pleasure experience. Dive into a world of possibilities with ten distinct movement patterns, each offering ten speeds. Adjust your pleasure with the + and – buttons while the ‘play’ button switches up patterns. And for those who enjoy the thrill of anticipation, the pause button lets you savor the moment – it’s all about pleasure on your terms.

But wait, there’s more. Mid-play, the pause button becomes your best friend. It’s the ticket to edging – the art of delaying climax for an intensified release. So, whether you’re seeking a symphony of speeds or an edge-of-your-seat experience, the Autoblow AI is your ultimate pleasure maestro.

You’ll find the Autoblow AI machine with its pre-fitted sleeve inside the box. There’s an adapter with a 3-meter cord, an in-depth manual, and a leaflet directing you to an instructional video for effortless use and cleaning. A nifty rod is included for easy sleeve placement after cleaning. As you explore the sleeve, you’ll notice its mouth-like opening, a fitting choice for its blow job mimicry. Inside, mild rings provide subtle textures, while outside, sturdy chambers link the sleeve to the Autoblow AI’s expert mechanism.

The Autoblow AI

Attributes of the Autoblow AI 

Get ready to witness the Autoblow AI’s dazzling attributes that will have you saying, “Shut up and take my money!”

Ease of Use (9.5/10)

The Autoblow AI’s user-friendliness is such a game-changer that even a squirrel could operate it! With buttons that practically begged to be pressed and controls that could be managed even during the craziest roller coaster ride, no one on our team felt the need for an advanced degree to enjoy this toy.

Ergonomic Design (9/10) 

Who knew ergonomics could be this fun? During our rigorous testing sessions (solo sessions, of course!), the Autoblow AI’s design proved to be so intuitive and ergonomic that we knew exactly where to find the action and how to achieve maximum pleasure velocity, even in the dark. It was like the Michelangelo of intimate devices, allowing us to paint the occasional pleasure mural on our bedroom walls.

Discreet Packaging & Shipping (10/10)

Need a secret agent to deliver your pleasure package? The Autoblow AI arrived in a stealthy package, leaving even the nosiest of my neighbors (Nosy Sally, as I like to call her) clueless. 

Portability (9.5/10)

Jet-setting with pleasure? Not a problem. The Autoblow AI was your trusty travel companion during my travel adventures. Compact, lightweight, and always ready to provide pleasure on the go.

Material Quality (9.5/10) 

Crafted from high-quality TPE, the Autoblow AI isn’t just a toy; it’s a touch of luxury. Soft, skin-friendly, and oh-so-hygienic, with every pleasure session, it was like wrapping myself in a cloud of pleasure.

Intensity Control (9.5/10) 

Intensity that matches your mood? Check! With settings that ranged from gentle whispers to full-blown earthquakes (metaphorically speaking), the Autoblow AI catered to all my forbidden desires and allowed me to explore every craving, known and unknown.

Price (8/10) 

At $300 a pop, the Autoblow AI’s price led me to initially raise an eyebrow, but then I realized that it was an investment in pleasure that turned out to be worth every penny I spent. It was a choice that delivered enduring value, ensuring my satisfaction for the long haul.

Low-Maintenance (9/10)

Cleaning the Autoblow AI is a breeze, ensuring that my post-play routine was as enjoyable as the play. All I needed to do after a steamy and lustful union was to shower it with a little TLC and it was good to go for the next round of the pleasure games!

Versatility (9.5/10)

The Autoblow AI is like the chameleon of the adult toy world – it adapted to each desire ever so smoothly. From teasing whispers to wild roars, it became my personal pleasure shapeshifter.

Pleasure Optimization (10/10)

The Autoblow AI didn’t just deliver pleasure; it customized and optimized it, leaving us wondering how we ever lived without it.

When it comes to the pros and cons of the Autoblow AI, the pros shine as brightly as its promise, outshining any potential cons. Let’s explore what makes this bad boy a choice worth considering.


  • Mind-blowing pleasure
  • Customizable intensity
    Innovative design
  • Value in versatility
  • Easy maintenance
  • Discreet shipping
  • Warranty Assurance


  • Hefty initial cost
  • Limited AI
The Autoblow AI Review.

Cleaning and Maintenance

Now, let’s get serious about hygiene, shall we? Neglecting your toys can lead to a not-so-happy ending; we wouldn’t wish that on anyone. Cleaning the Autoblow AI is a breeze; follow these easy guidelines:

  1. Sleeve Detach: Begin by removing the sleeve from the Autoblow AI. Turn it inside out to access every nook and cranny.
  2. Rinse and Cleanse: Hold the sleeve under running water, opting for mild soap if needed. Give it a gentle cleanse to remove any residue.
  3. Air Dry: Allow the sleeve to air dry, ensuring it’s fully moisture-free before moving on.
  4. Restore and Reattach: Once dry, restore the sleeve to its original form. Slip it back onto the Autoblow AI machine.
  5. Use the Rod: For a seamless fit, utilize the provided rod to guide the sleeve back in place. Leave the rod inside the sleeve to prevent sticking.

By embracing this uncomplicated routine, you’re taking a proactive step in prolonging the pleasure and longevity of your Autoblow AI. 


The Autoblow AI stands tall as the ultimate pleasure partner in a world filled with options. The Autoblow is a virtuoso that elevates every touch, every moment, and every sensation to an art form. Whether you’re a seasoned adventurer or a newbie stepping into uncharted territories, this toy has your back. 

From its ergonomic design to its customizable intensity, each element is like a puzzle piece that fits perfectly into your pleasure journey. With every touch, every pulse, and every sigh of satisfaction, the Autoblow AI reaffirms that pleasure isn’t just a fleeting moment – it’s a lifelong celebration of self-discovery. 

So, what are you waiting for? Grab your Autoblow AI today, and let the adventure begin!