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Gone are the days when you had to reluctantly put two sponges and a can of Pringles at the cash counter and the cashier gave you a dirty look knowing full well that you plan on making a pocket pussy out of it. Tough times indeed. Now you can easily order one from the internet, have it discreetly delivered to your doorstep, and enjoy!!! Most pocket pussies are made with synthetic material that is quite durable if maintained correctly.
How long does pocket pussy last?
Some companies claim that you can use your pocket pussy for a lifetime. However, I wouldn’t recommend doing so. One reason is cleanliness and the other is boredom. Although the pocket pussy provides a great sensation I get bored after some time with the sensation so I change my pocket pussy just to spice up things. This particularly happens when I want to try a pocket pussy modeled after my new favorite pornstar. If you are wondering how long does pocket pussy last and how to make them last longer? this article is for you.
Well if you are not satisfied with the usual lifespan, here is how to make your pocket pussy last longer.
Is a lifetime guarantee really possible?
Most pocket pussies are made from synthetic material which is designed to mimic the real thing. It is generally elastic, and non-porous and maintains its shape and texture if used correctly and cleaned regularly. Most pocket pussy manufacturers claim that their toy can last a lifetime if maintained correctly which banks upon the durability of pussy sleeve material.
If your pussy sleeve is non-porous, it means that it will retain much less moisture and there are fewer chances of mold growing inside. If you have one of those electric pocket pussies then battery loses juice overtime as well. These claims of pocket pussies lasting a lifetime are generally a marketing gimmick. I’ve tried a lot of pocket pussies and sooner or later they all need replacement especially if not cleaned regularly.
How long does it really last?
How long does your pocket pussy last majorly depends on one factor: cleanliness. If you clean your pocket pussy regularly, dry it completely, and look out for any cracks in the pussy sleeve; it can last you a good few years. When I first started using pocket pussies, cleaning them felt like a chore.
Trust me when I tell you that I’ve ruined my fair share of pocket pussies just because I was too lazy to clean them after use. Especially if you have a habit of cumming inside your toy like me, cleaning pocket pussy is very important. The first time I felt the repercussions of not cleaning my toy was when the whiff of nasty odor almost caused me to vomit. Turned out that mold has grown in the nooks and crannies of the pocket pussy due to moisture and heat and now my toy was useless.
There are a few indicators that can tell you that it’s time to chuck your pocket pussy and get a new one:
Odor
If your toy is giving off a nasty odor that doesn’t go away even after thoroughly cleaning it, it is a clear indicator that your pocket pussy has completed its useful life and you might not want to stick your dick in it. At least I wouldn’t.
Mold
Excess moisture in the pussy sleeve will provide a great environment for mold to grow. Since most pocket pussies have curves and ridges, there’s a high probability that moisture gets stuck in these areas and if not dried properly, mold will grow to render your toy useless. Generally speaking, if you observe small black spots on your pussy sleeve that do not go away even after thoroughly cleaning it, it’s a sure-shot sign that mold has infected your toy.
Cracks or any other damage
Before and after every use, make sure you thoroughly inspect your pocket pussy for any crack or damage to the sleeve of the container. I’ve often experienced that even if there is no crack or visible damage if the pussy sleeve starts to lose elasticity, it means that it’s time to change it. Although modem pussy sleeves are pretty durable, there are still several ways you can damage them.
Wrong lubricant: Using the wrong lubricant will mess with the structural integrity of your pussy sleeve. Most pocket pussies are made from a synthetic material that goes well with water-based lubes. Silicone-based lubes do provide a better sensation but they can damage the texture of the pussy sleeve. If you use pocket pussy without lube then it can cause significant damage. There are different types of lubes for pocket pussy and you should choose one that suits you the best.
Harsh chemicals: I know I’ve stressed too much about properly cleaning your pocket pussy so naturally your first instinct will be to use any chemical or bleach to clean your toy. Don’t!!! Lukewarm water and any chemical-free soap are the only way to clean your pocket pussy. Any cleaning agent that has strong chemicals in it will ruin the pussy sleeve and chances are that using chemicals will cause a tear in the sleeve.
Incorrect heating: Heating a pocket pussy is a great way to enhance the experience. It adds to the life-like experience and makes the experience more exciting. But warming up your pocket pussy the wrong way will destroy it. The best method to warm up your pocket pussy is to either leave it in hot water or run hot water over it. Any other method such as using an oven or fire to warm your pocket pussy will deform the pussy sleeve and ruin the structural integrity of the material.
How long does a pocket pussy last depends on the whether it is an expensive one or a cheap one. There is no standard rule for how long should a pocket pussy last. Multiple factors contribute to it. Maintenance is key. A well-maintained pocket pussy can last a few years. Clean it properly after every use, dry it completely, and be gentle with it. There have been very rare instances where I had to change my pocket pussy due to any damage. I change them mostly because I get bored with the situation and the technology keeps improving so companies keep coming up with mind-blowing new ideas that I have to try so I can guide you guys better.
If you’re still unsure about getting a pocket pussy or your current one needs replacement, I have listed some of my personal favorites here for you to choose from.
Conclusion
Be gentle with your pocket pussy and treat it like your best friend. It is a great way to spice up your masturbation sessions and your sex life. I still have pocket pussies that I bought 6 or 7 years back and they still work great because I take great care of them. Lastly there is a life span difference in a cheap and expensive pocket pussy and in the homemade pocket pussy. So just keep that in mind and don’t use the same yard stick to measure all.
I consider myself expert in pocket pussies because I’ve used my fair share of them to tell you that the lifetime guarantee that companies market is a total fluke and I would suggest that you don’t consider it when buying a pocket pussy. Instead focus on the design, material, and durability. So, how long does a pocket pussy last? Well, you have your answer. Cheers.