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Hiding pocket pussy or any sex toy after the pleasure session is like dressing up your partner after sex, it seems like a chore. Nevertheless, it is never a good idea to leave your sex toys in bed no matter how much of a hassle it may seem to clean and store them properly.
If you are wondering how to hide pocket pussy or any sex toy of your choice for that matter, then you are at the right place because I have been hiding them for over 10 years from prying eyes.
How to Hide Pocket Pussy?
To conceal a pocket pussy or any big-sized sex toy you must select a place that is not often used. There is no one else poking into that section of your room but it is convenient for you to reach. Ideal places to hide these enormous sex toys are inside or under furniture, bags, drawers, and clothes.
Before I go get into detail and reveal all the convenient yet secret places I must address the obvious. We should not be hiding our sex toys and be open about them. Yet we tend to hide them because sex toys are considered taboo even in the modern world. If you are not comfortable putting your toys in open after your masturbation session, then it is better to discreetly store them for peace of mind.
How to Store Pocket Pussy?
Before you go about hiding your sex toy, there are a couple of simple steps that you much follow to keep your toy safe. First, cleaning should immediately follow after using pocket pussy. I know cleaning is a part that not all of us envy or look forward to but you have to clean it thoroughly with soap. Second, make sure you dry it properly and that there is no remaining moisture. Third, you should pack it in its original packing or any storage bag that you can find.
Where to Hide Pocket Pussy?
Pocket pussy has a size and shape that cannot be confused with any innocent-looking toy or household item and are recognized immediately. Hence hiding them in plain sight is not an option that works like a charm for hiding a tiny bullet vibrator.
Considering you are living in a house or sharing your room with people, here are some convenient hiding spots for your sex toy.
Socks Drawer
Probably no one finds anything interesting in a sock drawer and there is no curiosity to do so either. Which makes the socks drawer an ideal place to hide your sex toys. Better, hide your sex toy in a sock.
Bedside Drawer
Now bedside table or drawer is not some hidden place and may be one of the most used items besides the bed itself. To make this work you have to properly wrap your sex toy inside some bag or stick it on the top so no one can see it unless they bend over to find it. You can even hide even pocket pussy sized toy under your bedside table as well.
Sports Bag
Unless you have a partner who uses the same bag or you share your sports items with them, no one is going to get suspicious about your sports bag.
Gym Bag
Unless someone is really into smelling your sweat, your sex toy will remain in that bag forever.
Toy Bag
By toy, I don’t mean your dinosaurs toy bag which would be weirder to explain than your sex toy to be honest. You may have a PS5 bag or any bag that comes with electronics.
Laptop Bag
Unless asked, no one is going to open your laptop bag. There are more chances of your sex toy being stolen along with the laptop bag than someone finding out about your hidden sex toy inside.
Under Bed
Do not just simply push your sex toy under the bed. Duh, dummy. Put some effort into hiding it and stick it under the bed with tape.
Empty Suitcase
If you pack your stuff while traveling like most of us, then a suitcase also makes an ideal hiding spot.
Important Documents Bag
Throw your pocket pussy alongside your degrees and certificates so it can learn a thing or two while resting there.
Top of Cupboard
This is my go-to hiding place because it is so easy to just place my pocket pussy on the roof of the cupboard. Secondly, I am over six feet and most people around me are not so it is quite convenient too.
Shoe Box
How many times did anyone open your shoe box? I reckon not once. Which makes it an ideal place to stow away your pocket pussy.
Kleenex Box
To hide sex toys in a Kleenex box is to first take out the tissue and bury your sex toy under them or open it from the bottom and conceal it there. Usually, it is a safer place for toys like a small vibrator.
Wrap in Towels
Wrap your sex toys in a bag and fold them in one of your towels. Please make sure there is no direct contact between sex toys and towels or it would turn into a bad idea.
Now if there are a lot of family members coming into your room or there are kids around then it is not ideal to go for a convenient place. Such a situation calls for creative places to hide a pocket pussy. Here are some creative spots that no one should be checking out.
Inside Mattress
Hollowing out enough space in the mattress and then sticking your sex toy in it is ideal if you are constantly paranoid about it. Just make sure the hollowed-out side is face down.
AC Vent
If you want your sex toys hidden for a long time then an AC vent is your best friend. It is a big hassle to even open the vent so just make sure you only hide sex toys there when you are not going to use them for some time.
Printer Box
Another way to hide sex toys in plain sight is in the printer box. You probably won’t have a printer box so just buy one. A printer or any electronics box usually does not grab attention.
Pillow Case
You can hide your adult toys here only if you are away momentarily or there is a knock on the door and you have to get it.
Toilet Tank
You can conceal your sex toy collection here if you are not going to use them for a while and want extra peace. Just make sure you store them in an air-tight waterproof bag. Pocket pussy can be used underwater as well so it is water friendly but do not keep it under water for long.
In Suit Pocket
Simply open your closet and stash your pocket pussy in one of the inside pockets of your suit. It is quite convenient to get when it is a fun time and a good place to easily hide your favorite sex toy.
Vacuum Cleaner
One discreet way to bury your sex toys is to hide them inside a vacuum cleaner unless you do not have one in your bedroom or that one is used for the whole house.
Hollowed out Book
To make your life easier, you can hide pocket pussies like Tenga egg inside a hollowed-out book. Though in this age and time having a book in your room would be a miracle.
Dirty Clothes
Another obvious hiding place is your clothing. It is a good idea unless someone else is doing your dirty laundry.
Behind Curtains
It could be another secret place if you want to hide sex toys and adult stuff from your friends or family members. Though you cannot hide them there and forget as someone might want to do you favor and open curtains for sunlight.
Locked Briefcase
Storage bags are in trend now but nothing can beat a good old-fashioned locked briefcase to safely store sex toys.
Poster Tube
It seems like the poster tube was specially built to hide pocket pussies. Its shape allows you to hide pocket pussy, flashlights, or other toys of your choice.
Plastic Storage Tote
Talking about convenient hiding places, a storage tote is way cheaper than any other kind of storage item and serves as a good place to put away pocket pussies or vibrators. Just make sure that the lid is not see-through.
Tips and Tricks
- Clean your sex toys immediately after use.
- Make sure your discreet sex toy is dry before stashing it.
- Always put sex toys in a storage bag before their final resting place.
- Get waterproof storage bags if you want to keep them clean for a long time.
- The bedroom closet should be your first go-to hiding place if your friends or family are not poking around.
- Kids and pets can find anything under the bed so be careful.
- Take batteries out of your sex toys if you want to increase their life.
- Try to hide your sex toys in convenient places where you hide things normally regardless of their nature.
If you are overwhelmed by these hiding places and now wondering whether buying pocket pussy is worth it or not, then remember the please you had in mind in the first place. In a pocket pussy vs tenga egg debate, tenga egg comes our victorious when it comes to ease of hiding.
Well, this is it. I hope you have made up your mind by now. I wish your pocket pussy never be found. Cheers.